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  1. <?
  2. $name = preg_replace("#[(http|https|ftp)]+[(://)]+[0-9a-zA-Z_.-]+.[a-zA-Z]{2,4}#i","Я тупой рекламщик",$name); 
  3.  
  4. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&#60;script&#62;(.*?)&#60;&#47;script&#62;/si','Я думал, что я МегоКулХацкер, но оказался полным лохом <img src="s/2.gif" alt="\1"/>',$gb['msg']);
  5. ///
  6. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<1>/si','<img src="s/1.gif" alt=":-)"/>',$gb['msg']);
  7. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<2>/si','<img src="s/2.gif" alt=":-("/>',$gb['msg']);
  8. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<3>/si','<img src="s/3.gif" alt=":-["/>',$gb['msg']);
  9. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<4>/si','<img src="s/4.gif" alt="8-)"/>',$gb['msg']);
  10. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<5>/si','<img src="s/5.gif" alt=":-E)"/>',$gb['msg']);
  11. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<6>/si','<img src="s/6.gif" alt=":-P"/>',$gb['msg']);
  12. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<7>/si','<img src="s/7.gif" alt="{beer}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  13. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<8>/si','<img src="s/8.gif" alt="{tee}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  14. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<9>/si','<img src="s/9.gif" alt="{smoke}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  15. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<10>/si','<img src="s/10.gif" alt="{vine}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  16. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<11>/si','<img src="s/11.gif" alt="{kiss}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  17. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<12>/si','<img src="s/12.gif" alt="{heard}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  18. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<13>/si','<img src="s/13.gif" alt=""/>',$gb['msg']);
  19. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<14>/si','<img src="s/14.gif" alt="{ok}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  20. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<15>/si','<img src="s/15.gif" alt="{no}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  21. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<16>/si','<img src="s/16.gif" alt="{cool}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  22. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<17>/si','<img src="s/17.gif" alt="{flower}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  23. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<18>/si','<img src="s/18.gif" alt="{cherry}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  24. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<19>/si','<img src="s/19.gif" alt="{ball}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  25. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<20>/si','<img src="s/20.gif" alt="{surprise}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  26. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<21>/si','<img src="s/21.gif" alt="{cake}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  27. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<22>/si','<img src="s/22.gif" alt="{phone}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  28. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<23>/si','<img src="s/23.gif" alt="{mobile}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  29. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<24>/si','<img src="s/24.gif" alt="{wall}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  30. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<25>/si','<img src="s/25.gif" alt="{camel}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  31. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<26>/si','<img src="s/26.gif" alt="{cat}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  32. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<27>/si','<img src="s/27.gif" alt="{pig}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  33. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<28>/si','<img src="s/28.gif" alt="{hammer}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  34. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<29>/si','<img src="s/29.gif" alt="{gun}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  35. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<30>/si','<img src="s/30.gif" alt="{skull}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  36. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<31>/si','<img src="s/31.gif" alt="{rip}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  37. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<32>/si','<img src="s/32.gif" alt="{sun}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  38. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<33>/si','<img src="s/33.gif" alt="{moon}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  39. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<34>/si','<img src="s/34.gif" alt="{lock}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  40. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<35>/si','<img src="s/35.gif" alt="{dollar}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  41. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<36>/si','<img src="s/36.gif" alt="{fig}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  42. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<37>/si','<img src="s/37.gif" alt="{drug}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  43. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/<38>/si','<img src="s/38.gif" alt="{fuck}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  44.  
  45.  
  46. // answer
  47. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<1>/si','<img src="s/1.gif" alt=":-)"/>',$gb['answer']);
  48. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<2>/si','<img src="s/2.gif" alt=":-("/>',$gb['answer']);
  49. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<3>/si','<img src="s/3.gif" alt=":-["/>',$gb['answer']);
  50. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<4>/si','<img src="s/4.gif" alt="8-)"/>',$gb['answer']);
  51. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<5>/si','<img src="s/5.gif" alt=":-E)"/>',$gb['answer']);
  52. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<6>/si','<img src="s/6.gif" alt=":-P"/>',$gb['answer']);
  53. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<7>/si','<img src="s/7.gif" alt="{beer}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  54. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<8>/si','<img src="s/8.gif" alt="{tee}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  55. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<9>/si','<img src="s/9.gif" alt="{smoke}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  56. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<10>/si','<img src="s/10.gif" alt="{vine}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  57. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<11>/si','<img src="s/11.gif" alt="{kiss}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  58. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<12>/si','<img src="s/12.gif" alt="{heard}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  59. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<13>/si','<img src="s/13.gif" alt=""/>',$gb['answer']);
  60. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<14>/si','<img src="s/14.gif" alt="{ok}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  61. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<15>/si','<img src="s/15.gif" alt="{no}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  62. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<16>/si','<img src="s/16.gif" alt="{cool}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  63. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<17>/si','<img src="s/17.gif" alt="{flower}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  64. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<18>/si','<img src="s/18.gif" alt="{cherry}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  65. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<19>/si','<img src="s/19.gif" alt="{ball}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  66. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<20>/si','<img src="s/20.gif" alt="{surprise}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  67. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<21>/si','<img src="s/21.gif" alt="{cake}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  68. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<22>/si','<img src="s/22.gif" alt="{phone}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  69. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<23>/si','<img src="s/23.gif" alt="{mobile}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  70. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<24>/si','<img src="s/24.gif" alt="{wall}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  71. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<25>/si','<img src="s/25.gif" alt="{camel}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  72. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<26>/si','<img src="s/26.gif" alt="{cat}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  73. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<27>/si','<img src="s/27.gif" alt="{pig}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  74. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<28>/si','<img src="s/28.gif" alt="{hammer}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  75. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<29>/si','<img src="s/29.gif" alt="{gun}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  76. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<30>/si','<img src="s/30.gif" alt="{skull}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  77. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<31>/si','<img src="s/31.gif" alt="{rip}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  78. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<32>/si','<img src="s/32.gif" alt="{sun}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  79. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<33>/si','<img src="s/33.gif" alt="{moon}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  80. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<34>/si','<img src="s/34.gif" alt="{lock}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  81. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<35>/si','<img src="s/35.gif" alt="{dollar}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  82. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<36>/si','<img src="s/36.gif" alt="{fig}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  83. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<37>/si','<img src="s/37.gif" alt="{drug}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  84. $gb['answer'] = preg_replace('/<38>/si','<img src="s/38.gif" alt="{fuck}"/>',$gb['answer']);
  85.  
  86.  
  87. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;1&gt;/si','<img src="s/1.gif" alt=":-)"/>',$gb['msg']);
  88. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;2&gt;/si','<img src="s/2.gif" alt=":-("/>',$gb['msg']);
  89. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;3&gt;/si','<img src="s/3.gif" alt=":-["/>',$gb['msg']);
  90. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;4&gt;/si','<img src="s/4.gif" alt="8-)"/>',$gb['msg']);
  91. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;5&gt;/si','<img src="s/5.gif" alt=":-E)"/>',$gb['msg']);
  92. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;6&gt;/si','<img src="s/6.gif" alt=":-P"/>',$gb['msg']);
  93. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;7&gt;/si','<img src="s/7.gif" alt="{beer}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  94. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;8&gt;/si','<img src="s/8.gif" alt="{tee}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  95. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;9&gt;/si','<img src="s/9.gif" alt="{smoke}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  96. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;10&gt;/si','<img src="s/10.gif" alt="{vine}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  97. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;11&gt;/si','<img src="s/11.gif" alt="{kiss}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  98. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;12&gt;/si','<img src="s/12.gif" alt="{heard}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  99. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;13&gt;/si','<img src="s/13.gif" alt=""/>',$gb['msg']);
  100. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;14&gt;/si','<img src="s/14.gif" alt="{ok}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  101. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;15&gt;/si','<img src="s/15.gif" alt="{no}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  102. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;16&gt;/si','<img src="s/16.gif" alt="{cool}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  103. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;17&gt;/si','<img src="s/17.gif" alt="{flower}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  104. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;18&gt;/si','<img src="s/18.gif" alt="{cherry}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  105. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;19&gt;/si','<img src="s/19.gif" alt="{ball}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  106. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;20&gt;/si','<img src="s/20.gif" alt="{surprise}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  107. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;21&gt;/si','<img src="s/21.gif" alt="{cake}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  108. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;22&gt;/si','<img src="s/22.gif" alt="{phone}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  109. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;23&gt;/si','<img src="s/23.gif" alt="{mobile}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  110. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;24&gt;/si','<img src="s/24.gif" alt="{wall}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  111. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;25&gt;/si','<img src="s/25.gif" alt="{camel}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  112. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;26&gt;/si','<img src="s/26.gif" alt="{cat}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  113. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;27&gt;/si','<img src="s/27.gif" alt="{pig}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  114. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;28&gt;/si','<img src="s/28.gif" alt="{hammer}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  115. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;29&gt;/si','<img src="s/29.gif" alt="{gun}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  116. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;30&gt;/si','<img src="s/30.gif" alt="{skull}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  117. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;31&gt;/si','<img src="s/31.gif" alt="{rip}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  118. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;32&gt;/si','<img src="s/32.gif" alt="{sun}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  119. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;33&gt;/si','<img src="s/33.gif" alt="{moon}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  120. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;34&gt;/si','<img src="s/34.gif" alt="{lock}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  121. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;35&gt;/si','<img src="s/35.gif" alt="{dollar}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  122. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;36&gt;/si','<img src="s/36.gif" alt="{fig}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  123. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;37&gt;/si','<img src="s/37.gif" alt="{drug}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  124. $gb['msg'] = preg_replace('/&lt;38&gt;/si','<img src="s/38.gif" alt="{fuck}"/>',$gb['msg']);
  125.  
  126. ?>