<?php
function smileall($mess)
{
$smile=array(
//1
'|arbuz|','|tong|','|angry|','|zloi|','|kaska|','|kniga|','|princ|','|smile|','|uti|','|rulez|','|etoon|','|redsmile|','|boy|','|alien|','|alien2|','|angel|','|bandana|' ,'|ulibka|','|zubastik|','|bot|','|captain|','|detective|','|devil|','|fingal|','|hehe|','|dum|','|hm|','|vopros|','|kid|','|kurica|','|splyu|','|baby|','|appl|','|confused|','|lam|',
'|hi|','|crazy|','|lad|','|apple|','|trufel|','|smoke|','|sleep|','|rolleyes|',
'|rev|','|polzovatel|','|warning|','|znaika|','|gitar|','|rulez2|','|apple2|',
//2
'|steep2|','|pivanet|','|priv2|','|icecream|','|kofe|','|bed|','|tape|','|knight|','|bolen|','|good|','|priv|','|telefonist|','|susel|','|pri|','|woko|','|vau|','|dum2|'
,'|pa4ka|',
//3
'|smoke3|','|smert|','|crazy2|','|molodye|','|cvetok2|','|hang|','|cp|','|month|','|ogurec|','|hi2|','|4atter|','|hnyk|','|broke|','|heart|','|vis|','|devils|'
//4
,'|konfetka|','|rose3|','|surp|','|oops|','|chmok|','|box|','|drink|','|food|','|love|','|rose|','|duel|','|beer|','|vino|',
//5
'|smoke2|','|invalid2|','|pivo2|','|bann|','|vip|','|wpion|','|lozung|','|medik|','|dead|','|cvetok|','|killer|',
//6
'|rose2|','|vodka|','|tank|','|off|','|mafia|','|mog|','|admin|','|alc|','|pivo|','|kowka|','|kowka2|','|blya|','|kowka5|','|kowka4|','|kowka3|',
//7
'|suda|','|elka2|','|re|','|camon|','|pain|','|tort|','|morojka|','|haha|','|doktor|','|devka|','|beremen|','|baby2|','|batman|','|venus|','|slezy|','|sleep2|','|lamp|','|flagist|','|byl|','|protest|',
//8
'|flagist2|','|zamerz|','|santa|','|elka3|','|sin|','|eat|','|slonik|','|pizza|','|zloy2|',
//9
'|dance|','|steep|','|cat|','|drink2|','|tong2|','|fuck2|','|ign|','|love3|','|love4|','|vzglyad|','|skleroz|','|condom|',
//10
'|wisper|','|rabbit2|','|nea|','|weep|','|rabbit|','|zub2|','|flip|','|wink|','|tog|','|ghost|','|gitarist|','|banan|','|tus|','|love2|',
//11
'|alarm|','|avtomat|','|birth|','|otk|','|nunu|','|idu|','|gey|','|4moks|','|sigareta|',
//12
'|bis|','|str|','|wife|','|gorilla|','|horovod|','|puwka|','|raketa|','|smert|','|pop|','|upl|','|fuckyou|','|mad|','|prizrak|','|invalid|','|chapaev|',
//13
'|zlyuk|','|slez|','|sad|','|rul|','|oo|','|oi|','|o4ki|','|net|','|mm|','|mil|','|mig|','|mi|','|lyub|','|fuck|','|figu|','|dia|','|gm|','|be|','|uu|','|gy|'
);
$replace=array(
//1
'<img src="smile/arbuz.gif" alt="arbuz.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/tong.gif" alt="tong.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/angry.gif" alt="angry.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/zloi.gif" alt="zloi.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kaska.gif" alt="kaska.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kniga.gif" alt="kniga.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/princ.gif" alt="princ.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/smile.gif" alt="smile.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/uti.gif" alt="uti.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rulez.gif" alt="rulez.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/etoon.gif" alt="etoon.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/redsmile.gif" alt="redsmile.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/boy.gif" alt="boy.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/alien.gif" alt="alien.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/alien2.gif" alt="alien2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/angel.gif" alt="angel.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/bandana.gif" alt="bandana.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/ulibka.gif" alt="ulibka.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/zubastik.gif" alt="zubastik.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/bot.gif" alt="bot.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/captain.gif" alt="captain.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/detective.gif" alt="detective.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/devil.gif" alt="devil.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/fingal.gif" alt="fingal.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/hehe.gif" alt="hehe.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/dum.gif" alt="dum.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/hm.gif" alt="hm.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/vopros.gif" alt="vopros.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kid.gif" alt="kid.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kurica.gif" alt="kurica.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/splyu.gif" alt="splyu.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/baby.gif" alt="baby.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/appl.gif" alt="appl.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/confused.gif" alt="confused.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/lam.gif" alt="lam.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/hi.gif" alt="hi.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/crazy.gif" alt="crazy.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/lad.gif" alt="lad.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/apple.gif" alt="apple.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/trufel.gif" alt="trufel.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/smoke.gif" alt="smoke.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/sleep.gif" alt="sleep.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rolleyes.gif" alt="rolleyes.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rev.gif" alt="rev.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/polzovatel.gif" alt="polzovatel.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/warning.gif" alt="warning.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/znaika.gif" alt="znaika.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/gitar.gif" alt="gitar.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rulez2.gif" alt="rulez2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/apple2.gif" alt="apple2.gif" />',
//2
'<img src="smile/steep2.gif" alt="steep2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pivanet.gif" alt="pivanet.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/priv2.gif" alt="priv2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/icecream.gif" alt="icecream.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kofe.gif" alt="kofe.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/bed.gif" alt="bed.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/tape.gif" alt="tape.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/knight.gif" alt="knight.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/bolen.gif" alt="bolen.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/good.gif" alt="good.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/priv.gif" alt="priv.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/telefonist.gif" alt="telefonist.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/susel.gif" alt="susel.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pri.gif" alt="pri.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/woko.gif" alt="woko.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/vau.gif" alt="vau.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/dum2.gif" alt="dum2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pa4ka.gif" alt="pa4ka.gif" />',
//3
'<img src="smile/smoke3.gif" alt="smoke3.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/smert.gif" alt="smert.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/crazy2.gif" alt="crazy2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/molodye.gif" alt="molodye.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/cvetok2.gif" alt="cvetok2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/hang.gif" alt="hang.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/cp.gif" alt="cp.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/month.gif" alt="month.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/ogurec.gif" alt="ogurec.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/hi2.gif" alt="hi2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/4atter.gif" alt="4atter.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/hnyk.gif" alt="hnyk.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/broke.gif" alt="broke.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/heart.gif" alt="heart.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/vis.gif" alt="vis.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/devils.gif" alt="devils.gif" />',
//4
'<img src="smile/konfetka.gif" alt="konfetka.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rose3.gif" alt="rose3.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/surp.gif" alt="surp.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/oops.gif" alt="oops.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/chmok.gif" alt="chmok.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/box.gif" alt="box.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/drink.gif" alt="drink.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/food.gif" alt="food.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/love.gif" alt="love.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rose.gif" alt="rose.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/duel.gif" alt="duel.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/beer.gif" alt="beer.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/vino.gif" alt="vino.gif" />',
//5
'<img src="smile/smoke2.gif" alt="smoke2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/invalid2.gif" alt="invalid2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pivo2.gif" alt="pivo2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/bann.gif" alt="bann.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/vip.gif" alt="vip.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/wpion.gif" alt="wpion.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/lozung.gif" alt="lozung.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/medik.gif" alt="medik.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/dead.gif" alt="dead.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/cvetok.gif" alt="cvetok.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/killer.gif" alt="killer.gif" />',
//6
'<img src="smile/rose2.gif" alt="rose2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/vodka.gif" alt="vodka.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/tank.gif" alt="tank.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/off.gif" alt="off.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/mafia.gif" alt="mafia.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/mog.gif" alt="mog.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/admin.gif" alt="admin.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/alc.gif" alt="alc.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pivo.gif" alt="pivo.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kowka.gif" alt="kowka.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kowka2.gif" alt="kowka2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/blya.gif" alt="blya.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kowka5.gif" alt="kowka5.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kowka4.gif" alt="kowka4.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/kowka3.gif" alt="kowka3.gif" />',
//7
'<img src="smile/suda.gif" alt="suda.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/elka2.gif" alt="elka2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/re.gif" alt="re.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/camon.gif" alt="camon.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pain.gif" alt="pain.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/tort.gif" alt="tort.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/morojka.gif" alt="morojka.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/haha.gif" alt="haha.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/doktor.gif" alt="doktor.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/devka.gif" alt="devka.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/beremen.gif" alt="beremen.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/baby2.gif" alt="baby2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/batman.gif" alt="batman.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/venus.gif" alt="venus.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/slezy.gif" alt="slezy.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/sleep2.gif" alt="sleep2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/lamp.gif" alt="lamp.gif" />',
'<img src="smile/flagist.gif" alt="flagist.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/byl.gif" alt="byl.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/protest.gif" alt="protest.gif" />',
//8
'<img src="smile/flagist2.gif" alt="flagist2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/zamerz.gif" alt="zamerz.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/santa.gif" alt="santa.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/elka3.gif" alt="elka3.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/sin.gif" alt="sin.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/eat.gif" alt="eat.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/slonik.gif" alt="slonik.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pizza.gif" alt="pizza.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/zloy2.gif" alt="zloy2.gif" />',
//9
'<img src="smile/dance.gif" alt="dance.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/steep.gif" alt="steep.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/cat.gif" alt="cat.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/drink2.gif" alt="drink2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/tong2.gif" alt="tong2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/fuck2.gif" alt="fuck2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/ign.gif" alt="ign.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/love3.gif" alt="love3.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/love4.gif" alt="love4.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/vzglyad.gif" alt="vzglyad.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/skleroz.gif" alt="skleroz.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/condom.gif" alt="condom.gif" />',
//10
'<img src="smile/wisper.gif" alt="wisper.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rabbit2.gif" alt="rabbit2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/nea.gif" alt="nea.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/weep.gif" alt="weep.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/rabbit.gif" alt="rabbit.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/zub2.gif" alt="zub2.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/flip.gif" alt="flip.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/wink.gif" alt="wink.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/tog.gif" alt="tog.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/ghost.gif" alt="ghost.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/gitarist.gif" alt="gitarist.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/banan.gif" alt="banan.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/tus.gif" alt="tus.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/love2.gif" alt="love2.gif" />',
//11
'<img src="smile/alarm.gif" alt="alarm.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/avtomat.gif" alt="avtomat.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/birth.gif" alt="birth.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/otk.gif" alt="otk.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/nunu.gif" alt="nunu.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/idu.gif" alt="idu.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/gey.gif" alt="gey.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/4moks.gif" alt="4moks.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/sigareta.gif" alt="sigareta.gif" />',
//12
'<img src="smile/bis.gif" alt="bis.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/str.gif" alt="str.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/wife.gif" alt="wife.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/gorilla.gif" alt="gorilla.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/horovod.gif" alt="horovod.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/puwka.gif" alt="puwka.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/raketa.gif" alt="raketa.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/smert.gif" alt="smert.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/pop.gif" alt="pop.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/upl.gif" alt="upl.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/fuckyou.gif" alt="fuckyou.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/mad.gif" alt="mad.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/prizrak.gif" alt="prizrak.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/invalid.gif" alt="invalid.gif" />'
,'<img src="smile/chapaev.gif" alt="chapaev.gif" />',
//13
'<img src="smile/zlyuk.wbmp" alt="zlyuk.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/slez.wbmp" alt="slez.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/sad.wbmp" alt="sad.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/rul.wbmp" alt="rul.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/oo.wbmp" alt="oo.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/oi.wbmp" alt="oi.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/o4ki.wbmp" alt="o4ki.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/net.wbmp" alt="net.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/mm.wbmp" alt="mm.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/mil.wbmp" alt="mil.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/mig.wbmp" alt="mig.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/mi.wbmp" alt="mi.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/lyub.wbmp" alt="lyub.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/fuck.wbmp" alt="fuck.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/figu.wbmp" alt="figu.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/dia.wbmp" alt="dia.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/gm.wbmp" alt="gm.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/be.wbmp" alt="be.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/uu.wbmp" alt="uu.wbmp" />'
,'<img src="smile/gy.wbmp" alt="gy.wbmp" />'
);
return str_replace($smile,$replace,$mess);
}
?>