View file incs/smiles.php

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<?php
function smiles($msg)
{
$msg=eregi_replace('(:|=)-?\){4,}|:ROFL:|\*ROFL\*|ROFL!{1,}', '<img src="/style/smiles/rofl.gif" alt="*ROFL*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*BRAVO\*', '<img src="smiles/clapping.gif" alt="*BRAVO*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':BRAVO:', '<img src="smiles/clapping.gif" alt=":BRAVO:" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':clapping:', '<img src="smiles/clapping.gif" alt=":clapping:" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':БРАВО:', '<img src="smiles/clapping.gif" alt=":БРАВО:" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*БРАВО\*', '<img src="smiles/clapping.gif" alt="*БРАВО*" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace('((:-?)|\+|=)D', '<img src="smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*TIRED\*|\|-?0|:boredom:', '<img src="smiles/boredom.gif" alt="*TIRED*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('(:|;)-?(!|~)|:bad:|(:|\+|=)\(~', '<img src="smiles/bad.gif" alt=":-!" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('(:-?|\+|=)\){1,3}|:smile:|\*smile\*', '<img src="smiles/smile.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('(:-?|\+|=)\({1,3}|:sad:|\*sad\*', '<img src="smiles/sad.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace('(^| );-?\)', '<img src="smiles/wink.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=str_replace('^_~', '<img src="smiles/wink.gif" alt="^_~" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':wink:', '<img src="smiles/wink.gif" alt=":wink:" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace('(:-?|\+|=)(P|b|p)', '<img src="smiles/blum3.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':tongue:', '<img src="smiles/blum3.gif" alt=":tongue:" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace('((8|B)-?)\)', '<img src="smiles/dirol.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':COOL:|COOL!{1,}', '<img src="smiles/dirol.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=str_replace(':-[', '<img src="smiles/blush2.gif" alt=":-[" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('=-?(O|0)|(O|0)_(O|0)', '<img src="smiles/shok.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('(:-?|\+|=)(\*|\{\})|\^\.\^|:kiss:|\*kiss\*', '<img src="smiles/kiss.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace(':\'-?\({1,}', '<img src="smiles/cray.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':-?(X|#)|:secret:|x:', '<img src="smiles/secret.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('(&gt;)(:|\+)(o|0)|:angry:|:-@', '<img src="smiles/aggressive.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace('(:-?|=)\|', '<img src="smiles/fool.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace(':-/', '<img src="smiles/beee.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('8P|\*JOKINGLY\*', '<img src="smiles/mosking.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('(\]|\}):-?&gt;|:diablo:|\*DIABLO\*|&gt;:-?]', '<img src="smiles/diablo.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\[:-?\}', '<img src="smiles/music2.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*KISSED\*', '<img src="smiles/air_kiss.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*STOP\*|:stop:|stop!{1,}', '<img src="smiles/stop.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*KISSING\*', '<img src="smiles/kiss_3.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=ereg_replace('@\}-&gt;--|@\}-:--|@&gt;\}--', '<img src="smiles/give_rose.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*THUMBS_UP\*|:GOOD:|\*GOOD\*|good!{1,}', '<img src="smiles/good.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*DRINK\*|:drink:', '<img src="smiles/drinks.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*IN_LOVE\*|LOVE!{1,}', '<img src="smiles/man_in_love.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=str_replace('@=', '<img src="smiles/bomb.gif" alt="@=" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('%-?\)|:-?\$|:wacko:', '<img src="smiles/wacko.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*WASSUP\*', '<img src="smiles/mamba.gif" alt="*WASSUP*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*SUP\*', '<img src="smiles/mamba.gif" alt="*SUP*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*MAMBA\*', '<img src="smiles/mamba.gif" alt="*MAMBA*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':MAMBA:', '<img src="smiles/mamba.gif" alt=":MAMBA:" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':pardon:', '<img src="smiles/pardon.gif" alt=":pardon:" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*NO\*', '<img src="smiles/nea.gif" alt="*NO*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*CRAZY\*', '<img src="smiles/crazy.gif" alt="*CRAZY*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':crazy:', '<img src="smiles/crazy.gif" alt="*CRAZY*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*DONT_KNOW\*', '<img src="smiles/dntknw.gif" alt="*DONT_KNOW*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*UNKNOWN\*', '<img src="smiles/dntknw.gif" alt="*DONT_KNOW*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':HZ:', '<img src="smiles/dntknw.gif" alt="*DONT_KNOW*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*SORRY\*', '<img src="smiles/sorry.gif" alt="*SORRY*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':sorry:', '<img src="smiles/sorry.gif" alt="*SORRY*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*YAHOO!*\*|:YAHOO:|YAHOO!{1,}', '<img src="smiles/yahoo.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*DANCE\*', '<img src="smiles/dance4.gif" alt="*DANCE*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':dance:', '<img src="smiles/dance4.gif" alt="*DANCE*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*HELP\*', '<img src="smiles/help.gif" alt="*HELP*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*OK\*', '<img src="smiles/ok.gif" alt="*OK*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*HELLO\*', '<img src="smiles/preved.gif" alt="*HELLO*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*PREVED\*', '<img src="smiles/preved.gif" alt="*PREVED*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*PRIVET\*', '<img src="smiles/preved.gif" alt="*PRIVET*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*HI\*', '<img src="smiles/preved.gif" alt="*HI*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*ACUTE\*', '<img src="smiles/acute.gif" alt="*ACUTE*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*BYE\*', '<img src="smiles/bye.gif" alt="*BYE*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*WRITE\*', '<img src="smiles/mail1.gif" alt="*WRITE*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*MAIL\*', '<img src="smiles/mail1.gif" alt="*MAIL*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*WALL\*', '<img src="smiles/dash1.gif" alt="*WALL*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*DASH\*', '<img src="smiles/dash1.gif" alt="*DASH*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*YES\*', '<img src="smiles/yes3.gif" alt="*YES*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*SCRATCH\*', '<img src="smiles/scratch_one-s_head.gif" alt="*SCRATCH*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*LOL!*\*|:LOL:|LOL!{1,}', '<img src="smiles/lol.gif" alt="\\0" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*HAPPY\*', '<img src="smiles/i-m_so_happy.gif" alt="*HAPPY*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':happy:', '<img src="smiles/i-m_so_happy.gif" alt=":happy:" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace('\*db\*', '<img src="smiles/pleasantry.gif" alt="*db*" />', $msg);
$msg=eregi_replace(':db:', '<img src="smiles/pleasantry.gif" alt=":db:" />', $msg);
return $msg;
}
?>