View file inc/func.php

<?php
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

$num = 5;

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
function maketime($string)
{
    if ($string < 3600) {
        $string = sprintf("%02d:%02d", (int)($string / 60) % 60, $string % 60);
    } else {
        $string = sprintf("%02d:%02d:%02d", (int)($string / 3600) % 24, (int)($string / 60) % 60, $string % 60);
    }
    return $string;
}



function smiles($text)
{
    $text = strtr($text, array(
            // Простые смайлы
            ':)' => '<img src="../styles/img/smile.gif"/>',
            ':(' => '<img src="../styles/img/sad.gif"/>',
            '[welcome]' => '<img src="../styles/img/welcome.gif"/>',
            ':D' => '<img src="../styles/img/smile1.gif"/>',
            '[ok]' => '<img src="../styles/img/ok.gif"/>',
            '[i]' => '<i>',
            '[/i]' => '</i>',
            '[b]' => '<b>',
            '[/b]' => '</b>',
            '[u]' => '<u>',
            '[/u]' => '</u>',
            '[q]' => '<div class="quote">Цитата:<br>',
            '[/q]' => '</div>',
            '[font color=red]' => '<font color=red>',
            '[font color=blue]' => '<font color=blue>',
            '[font color=green]' => '<font color=green>',
            '[font color=yellow]' => '<font color=yellow>',
            '[/font]' => '</font>',
            ']' => '>',
            '[url=' => '<a href=http://',
            '[/url]' => '</a>',
            '[friend]' => '<img src="../styles/img/friend.gif"/>',
            '[gord]' => '<img src="../styles/img/gord.gif"/>',
            '[what]' => '<img src="../styles/img/what.gif"/>',
            '[wow]' => '<img src="../styles/img/wow.gif"/>',
            '[yy]' => '<img src="../styles/img/yy.gif"/>',
            '[zol]' => '<img src="../styles/img/zloy.gif"/>',
            '[rulez]' => '<img src="../styles/img/rulez.gif"/>',
            '[funny]' => '<img src="../styles/img/funny.gif"/>',
            '[fuck]' => '<img src="../styles/img/fuck.gif"/>',
            '[stupid]' => '<img src="../styles/img/stupid.gif"/>',
            '[slap]' => '<img src="../styles/img/slap.gif"/>',
            '[xaxa]' => '<img src="../styles/img/xaxa.gif"/>',
            '[tank]' => '<img src="../styles/img/tanksmile.gif"/>',
            '[hi]' => '<img src="../styles/img/hi.gif"/>',
            // ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
            // смайлы для админов
            '[close]' => '<img src="../styles/img/closetheme.gif"/>',
            '[ban]' => '<img src="../styles/img/ban.gif"/>',
            '[offtop]' => '<img src="../styles/img/offtop.gif"/>',
            '[flood]' => '<img src="../styles/img/flood.gif"/>',
            // //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
            'zip' => '<img src="../styles/img/zip.png"/>',
            'jpeg' => '<img src="../styles/img/img.png"/>',
            'jpg' => '<img src="../styles/img/img.png"/>',
            'JPG' => '<img src="../styles/img/img.png"/>',
            'png' => '<img src="../styles/img/img.png"/>',
            'gif' => '<img src="../styles/img/img.png"/>',
            'jar' => '<img src="../styles/img/jar.png"/>',
            'mp3' => '<img src="../styles/img/mp3.png"/>',
            '3gp' => '<img src="../styles/img/3gp.png"/>',
            'порно' => '[*]',
            'дыры' => '[*]',
            'хуй' => '[*]',
            ));
    return $text;
}


function quote($text)
{
    echo '<div class="quote">' . $text . '</div>';
    return;
}
function menu($text)
{
    echo '<div class="menu">' . $text . '</div>';
    return;
}
function head($text)
{
    echo '<div class="head">' . $text . '</div>';
    return;
}

function img($text)
{
	echo '<div class="img">'.$text.'</div>';
	return;
}

function admin($text)
{
	echo '<div class="admin">'.$text.'</div>';
	return;
}

function note($text)
{
	echo "<div class='note'>".$text."</div>";
	return;

}

function nav($text)
{
    echo '<div class="nav">' . $text . '</div>';
    return;
}



define(MES, "<img src='/styles/img/m.png'>");
define(CHAT, "<img src='/styles/img/talk.png'>");

?>